Blanche Knott's Treasury of Tastelessness

At last! After years of dedicated service to tasteless jokers everywhere Blanche Knott has put together the ultimate collection of her disgraceful favorites. From the decade that brought readers Chernobyl the Challenger Pee Wee Herman Michael Jackson the Exxon Valdez Woody and Mia and the Branch Davidians comes the perfect gift for your shameless friends and family: Blanche Knotts Treasury of Tastelessness. Wanting only the best for her millions of fans Blanche has painstakingly gone over every joke shes ever written and pulled out the best of the bunch. Inside this terrible tome are tasteless jokes that will provoke laughter-- and queasiness. With offensiveness for all Blanche covers a wide range of topics including such ever-popular foils as: Helen Keller all ethnic groups celebrities gays religion and many many more. There is also a heartwarming section called "Too Tasteless to Be Included." Heres just a taste: Why did the Mafia have Einstein killed? How do you clear out a K-mart? What was Helen Kellers worst day? Why does Madonnas diet consist mainly of salads? Why didnt the leper cross the road? Plus hundreds more too foul to even hint at here. Whether you love them or hate them denounce them or tell them there can be little doubt that this wonderful bedside companion is perfect for everyone who cares enough to give the very worst.