The Book That Eats People

WARNING! THIS IS NOT A BEDTIME STORY Legend has it there exists a book that eats people. This is that book! Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages. But this isnt that book. Yes it is! This is simply a story about that book. Really. I mean how could a book eat people? So if youre just dying to know the history of this literary monster all you have to do is turn the page... Dont do it!